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Hes back!!!Image Time again for kings bad pun of the day!
 
Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.
 
 

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Time again for kings bad pun of the day!


The man found something to catch fish, which was a net gain.Image

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kingdiamond wrote:
Time again for kings bad pun of the day!


The man found something to catch fish, which was a net gain.

....So he got hooked on the sport reel fast.

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The defending champion in the spitting contest, Jack Spittlenot entered the competition even though he had little expectoration of success because he had the flu and was suffering from dry heaves all morning.

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One post per year? You are losing your touch osterf. Especially since there is more than one of you :dunno:?

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One post per year? You are losing your touch osterf. Especially since there is more than one of you :dunno:?

But we must be very careful when venturing into King's domain: Breaking his laws can be regally pun-nishing.

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osterf wrote:
But we must be very careful when venturing into King's domain: Breaking his laws can be regally pun-nishing.


I've heard the sermon arch of your foot broken. Probably will also break the spare gentlemen don't tell the entire pun-nishment. Nothing can be cruler.


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I've heard the sermon arch of your foot broken. Probably will also break the spare gentlemen don't tell the entire pun-nishment. Nothing can be cruler.

You and your autocracks! Just good to see that the spelunky dude is back. :minielf::minielf::minielf::minielf:

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Trump has a golden cemetery with a special alcove for those feted restauranteurs Ray Kroc and the McDonald brothers: Final resting place of the Fallen Arches

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osterf wrote:
Trump has a golden cemetery with a special alcove for those feted restauranteurs Ray Kroc and the McDonald brothers: Final resting place of the Fallen Arches


Does the grave melt if he fries?

Personally I could see a nugget or two, but anything more than that seems like it needs a shake up. :football:


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